Most Verve In My Flock Graphic Tee

Don’t let anyone at Lumon question how much verve you have! Show off your superior verve — and your dedication to Kier and the Lumon way — with the Most Verve In My Flock Graphic Tee. Inspired by Severance’s unsettling corporate culture and motivational absurdity, this shirt captures that perfectly uncomfortable mix of devotion, pride, and existential dread.

Whether you’re collecting perks for Kier, celebrating a waffle party, or simply showing that you have more verve than any of your coworkers, this shirt is your badge of MDR honor.

💼 Highlights:
• Severance-inspired parody design featuring the “Most Verve In My Flock” slogan
• Soft, comfortable jersey fabric with a classic round neck
• Subtle fandom piece for lovers of dark satire and dystopian humor
• Perfect conversation starter for Severance fans and macrodata refinement enthusiasts

Product Details:
Fabric: Jersey (95% polyester, 5% spandex)
Fit: Regular fit
Neckline: Classic round neck
Fabric Weight: 180 g/m²

Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Production Notes:
This product is made on demand — we cannot accept changes, cancellations, returns, or refunds once your order has been placed. Please make your selections with care.

A variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to color variation and element placement precision.