Parody Mockumentary Shirt | Derek Smalls Graphic Tee

Description: Before Spinal Tap’s world tours and spectacular stage mishaps, Derek Smalls was already infamous as the “Wild Boy” of the group. Known to disappear for weeks between gigs, he allegedly surfed a shark off the coast of Cornwall, played a thirty-minute bass solo underwater (while holding his breath), and was once politely asked to leave three separate countries in a single weekend. Despite the chaos—or perhaps because of it—Smalls became the thunderous heartbeat of Spinal Tap, a living legend wrapped in leather and mystery. Turn your dial up to eleven with this vintage-style Derek Smalls t-shirt, celebrating the wildest member of the legendary band Spinal Tap. Known for his outrageous antics, booming basslines, and general chaos, Derek Smalls embodies rock ’n’ roll excess — and now you can too. Designed to look like a worn-in tour tee straight out of the 1970s, this shirt features a distressed print of Smalls in all his mustachioed glory, perfectly suited for concerts, cosplay, or just living loud. Details: Fabric: Jersey (95% polyester / 5% spandex) Regular fit Classic round neck Fabric weight: 180 gsm Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors; do not bleach; tumble dry low; do not iron; do not dry clean Important Info: This product is made on demand — no changes, cancellations, refunds, or exchanges. Please make selections with care. Photoshop and/or AI may be used in listing photos or videos. Due to differences in lighting, printing, and display screens, colors and positioning may vary slightly from the mock-up. derek smalls t shirt, spinal tap shirt, spinal tap merchandise, spinal tap fan shirt, wild boy band tee, vintage rock shirt, 70s parody t shirt, 1970s band tee, funny band parody shirt, classic rock music shirt, mockumentary merch, cult rock tee, musician gift shirt, retro music lover tee, rockumentary shirt, fictional band shirt, heavy metal spoof shirt, classic band cosplay tee, rock music gift idea, vintage concert graphic tee, distressed print rock shirt, funny concert shirt, mustache rocker shirt, bass guitar player shirt, music movie shirt, satirical band shirt, british rock band tee, parody band apparel, old school rock shirt, retro funny music shirt, rock culture shirt, iconic rock tee, limited band parody shirt, 70s retro concert shirt, cult favorite rock shirt, tour style band tee, legendary band shirt, heavy metal humor shirt, music history parody shirt, fictional music legend shirt, comedy rock shirt, classic parody band shirt, rockstar aesthetic tee, fan favorite band shirt