🚨 True Crime “DO NOT CROSS ME” Sweater | Funny True Crime Fan Pullover
🚨 True Crime “DO NOT CROSS ME” Sweater | Funny True Crime Fan Pullover
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For the true crime addict who takes their cozy time seriously — a funny “DO NOT CROSS ME” sweater made for binge-watching murder documentaries and judging suspects from the couch.
Designed for fans of every twist, motive, and cliffhanger, this top is equal parts cozy and cheeky — a wearable warning that you’ve seen enough Dateline episodes to spot trouble a mile away.
Ideal for curling up with your latest whodunit, sipping coffee, and muttering “it’s always the spouse” under your breath.
Because some of us don’t just watch true crime… we study it. 🔍
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- Fabric: 100% polyester
- Regular fit
- Sweater with round neck and raglan sleeves
- Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

| Inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length | 30.5 | 31.1 | 31.7 | 32.3 | 32.9 | 33.5 |
| Bust | 40.2 | 41.7 | 43.3 | 44.9 | 46.5 | 48.0 |
| Sleeve | 26.0 | 26.4 | 26.8 | 27.2 | 27.6 | 28.0 |
| centimeter | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length | 77.5 | 79 | 80.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 |
| Bust | 102 | 106 | 110 | 114 | 118 | 122 |
| Sleeve | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1".
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