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🐐 Good Tidings to You and All That Praise Kier Holiday Sweater | Severance Fanmade Pullover

🐐 Good Tidings to You and All That Praise Kier Holiday Sweater | Severance Fanmade Pullover

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Everyone’s favorite goat, Emile, has entered the festive season! A Severance-inspired holiday pullover featuring the beloved Lumon mascot wrapped in bright Christmas lights — for perfectly measured holiday frivolity.

 

Good tidings to you — and all that praise Kier!

This cozy fanmade Severance holiday sweater brings a little sanctioned cheer to your macrodata lifestyle. Emile the goat has gone full festive, tangled in colorful Christmas lights yet maintaining the serene discipline only a Lumon creature could manage.

Designed with a printed knit texture, this pullover balances just the right level of merriment and corporate compliance. Whether you’re attending an MDR holiday function, trimming your tree with precision, or simply celebrating Kiermas at home, Emile’s got you covered — literally.

Celebrate responsibly. Praise Kier (politely).


🪄 Please Note

Actual colors and element placement may vary slightly due to production and printing processes.


🚫 Cancellations, Returns & Changes

Because this item is made on demand, we cannot accept cancellations, changes, returns, or refunds once your order has been placed. Please double-check your order details before completing checkout.

  • Fabric: Hacci Fleece (100% polyester)
  • Regular fit
  • Long sleeve; drop shoulder
  • Fabric weight: 280g/m²
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

 

 

Inch S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 26.4  27.2  28.0  28.7  29.5  30.3  31.1  31.9 
Shoulder 21.3  22.0  22.8  24.0  25.2  26.4  27.6  28.7 
Bust 41.3  42.9  44.5  46.9  49.2  51.6  53.9  56.3 
Sleeve 20.5  20.9  21.3  21.7  22.0  22.4  22.8  23.2 

 

Centimeter S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length 67.0  69.0  71.0  73.0  75.0  77.0  79.0  81.0 
Shoulder 54.0  56.0  58.0  61.0  64.0  67.0  70.0  73.0 
Bust 105.0  109.0  113.0  119.0  125.0  131.0  137.0  143.0 
Sleeve 52.0  53.0  54.0  55.0  56.0  57.0  58.0  59.0 

 

 

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.

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