🥚 Eggs over Eggnog | Kier Nutcracker Sweater | Severance Fanmade Pullover

$60.00 USD

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Features no lettering - safe for Innies!

We think Kier would allow for a touch of frivolity during the holiday season — but when it comes to eggs, he keeps things simple. No nog. No nonsense. Just raw devotion.

This fanmade Severance tribute sweater reimagines the Brilliant One himself as a regal holiday nutcracker — complete with corporate poise, a knowing stare, and just a dash of seasonal menace.

Whether you’re celebrating Lumon’s favorite founder, hosting an office party, or giving a wink to those who know what severed life really means, this pullover is your perfect mix of eerie reverence and festive absurdity.

Wear it to spread holiday cheer... or compliance.

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🚫 Cancellations, Returns & Changes

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Inch	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26.4	27.2	28.0	28.7	29.5	30.3	31.1	31.9
Shoulder	21.3	22.0	22.8	24.0	25.2	26.4	27.6	28.7
Bust	41.3	42.9	44.5	46.9	49.2	51.6	53.9	56.3
Sleeve	20.5	20.9	21.3	21.7	22.0	22.4	22.8	23.2

Centimeter	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	67.0	69.0	71.0	73.0	75.0	77.0	79.0	81.0
Shoulder	54.0	56.0	58.0	61.0	64.0	67.0	70.0	73.0
Bust	105.0	109.0	113.0	119.0	125.0	131.0	137.0	143.0
Sleeve	52.0	53.0	54.0	55.0	56.0	57.0	58.0	59.0

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.

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