MDR Terminal Ugly Sweater | Lumon Employee Approved Pullover | Severance Fanmade Holiday Sweater
MDR Terminal Ugly Sweater | Lumon Employee Approved Pullover | Severance Fanmade Holiday Sweater
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Finally, a Lumon-approved ugly sweater! Featuring the beloved MDR terminal reimagined in a festive fair isle pattern — with one curious white goat hidden among the data.
Bring a little piece of your macrodata refinement life home for the holidays.
This MDR Terminal Ugly Sweater celebrates the quiet hum of productivity, the hypnotic glow of your terminal, and the festive spirit of compartmentalized joy. Designed in a classic fair isle knit pattern, it hides delightful details for the truly observant — including a mysterious white goat woven among the code.
Approved by Lumon’s aesthetic standards department (probably), this cozy pullover blends cheer and corporate compliance in perfect harmony. It’s the ideal choice for office parties, macrodata milestones, or curling up at home to contemplate Kier’s wisdom.
Because nothing says “holiday spirit” like a little data refinement and devotion.
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- Fabric: Hacci Fleece (100% polyester)
 - Regular fit
 - Long sleeve; drop shoulder
 - Fabric weight: 280g/m²
 - Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
 

| Inch | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 
| Length | 26.4 | 27.2 | 28.0 | 28.7 | 29.5 | 30.3 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 
| Shoulder | 21.3 | 22.0 | 22.8 | 24.0 | 25.2 | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 
| Bust | 41.3 | 42.9 | 44.5 | 46.9 | 49.2 | 51.6 | 53.9 | 56.3 | 
| Sleeve | 20.5 | 20.9 | 21.3 | 21.7 | 22.0 | 22.4 | 22.8 | 23.2 | 
| Centimeter | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 
| Length | 67.0 | 69.0 | 71.0 | 73.0 | 75.0 | 77.0 | 79.0 | 81.0 | 
| Shoulder | 54.0 | 56.0 | 58.0 | 61.0 | 64.0 | 67.0 | 70.0 | 73.0 | 
| Bust | 105.0 | 109.0 | 113.0 | 119.0 | 125.0 | 131.0 | 137.0 | 143.0 | 
| Sleeve | 52.0 | 53.0 | 54.0 | 55.0 | 56.0 | 57.0 | 58.0 | 59.0 | 
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
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